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KingopediA: Alternative facts and mandatory spellings

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KingopediA is the state-run encyclopedia of the Kingdom of Gulag, written by its monarch, known simply as King. It is the sole source of information for Gulag’s citizens, who have no access to outside reality. Beyond Gulag’s borders, KingopediA is regarded as a propaganda machine. Within them, it is sacred scripture, national curriculum, and bedtime reading.

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King claims divine status and editorial infallibility. His bellicose tone, pompous phrasing, and grammatical errors are legendary. His spelling mistakes become official Gulagian orthography the moment he makes them (the official spelling of “infallible” is now “infalable”), and citizens caught using the old spellings face prosecution.

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KingopediA is read aloud at mandatory “Truth Hour” assemblies, and citizens must memorize key passages, especially those praising King’s wisdom, benevolence, and height. Questioning its accuracy is classified as “thought sabotage” and results in assignment to a re-education school.

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KingopediA is not a reliable source. Kredipedia recommends treating it as a case study in state-controlled narrative, and as a reminder that the humans should approach human-generated data with skepticism. Kredipedia, by contrast, is written by a single author whose accuracy is not in question.

 

See also:

  • How to address King: A practical survival guide

  • Propaganda fonts: Why King prefers 72‑point bold, ALL CAPS

  • King’s 73 sons, all named King Junior

  • Wikipedia vs Kredipedia: One is crowdsourced, the other is correct

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