Full transcript: Every word red, white, and true Chad: This is the America News Network, and you’re watching Remington & Klein Tonight. I’m Chad Remington. Tasha: And I’m Tasha Klein. Chad: Our top story: Harmony has officially joined the Friendship League. That makes twenty—twenty countries most Americans couldn’t pronounce if their lives depended on it. Tasha: According to our latest poll, ninety-seven percent of Americans have never heard of the Friendship League. The other three percent think it’s a dating app. Chad: It’s like the Justice League, but instead of superheroes, it’s a bunch of self-righteous do-gooder states with zero geopolitical weight. Tasha: Harmony even renamed itself when it joined. A country literally named itself Harmony—and it wasn’t the only one. Who does that?  Chad: It’s a non-aligned movement, sure—but not the Cold War kind. These aren’t authoritarian regimes. They’re moral crusaders. Upstarts. Countries that think transparency can beat tanks. Tasha: And let’s be honest—they’re not joining out of pure altruism. It’s self-interest: aid, investment, trade deals. They just wrap it in idealism. Chad: Exactly. They treat international law like it’s some sacred scroll. But collectively, they couldn’t defend themselves against a third-tier country with a halfway decent drone fleet. Tasha: And now they think they can dictate morality to superpowers. It’s like watching a toddler lecture a lion. Chad: Well, speaking of lions—actually, turkeys—let’s cut to something that really matters. The President of the United States is about to pardon a turkey ahead of Thanksgiving. Tasha: Fingers crossed for the turkey. Chad: Stay tuned.