Chad: Good evening, America. I’m Chad Remington

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Tasha: And I’m Tasha Klein. Welcome to Remington & Klein Tonight. 

 

Chad: Our top story: Amistad has officially joined the Friendship League. That makes twenty—twenty countries most Americans couldn’t find on a map if their lives depended on it.

 

Tasha:  Right. It’s like the Justice League, but instead of superheroes, it’s a bunch of self‑righteous do‑gooder states with zero geopolitical weight. A couple of them even renamed themselves when they joined. Who does that?

 

Chad:  It’s a non‑aligned movement, sure—but not the Cold War kind. These aren’t authoritarian regimes. They’re moral crusaders. Upstarts. Countries that think transparency can beat tanks.

 

Tasha: And let’s be honest—they’re not joining out of pure altruism. It’s self‑interest: aid, investment, protection. They just wrap it in idealism.

 

Chad: Exactly. They treat international law like it’s some sacred scroll. But collectively, they couldn’t defend themselves against a third‑tier country with a halfway decent drone fleet.

 

Tasha: And now they think they can dictate morality to superpowers. It’s like watching a toddler lecture a lion.

 

Chad: Well, speaking of lions, let’s cut to something that actually matters—the President of the United States is about to pardon a turkey ahead of Thanksgiving. Stay tuned.