Full transcript: Every word red, white, and true Chad: This is the America News Network, and you’re watching Remington & Klein Tonight. I’m Chad Remington. Tasha: And I’m Tasha Klein. Chad: Breaking developments out of Freedom, where a familiar face from the old Dystopian regime has decided it’s confession time. Tasha: Former Ambassador Malvorn—the velvet-tongued spin doctor who could deny a massacre while standing in the crater—has announced he will fully cooperate with Freedom’s Truth and Reconciliation Commission. Chad: Quite a pivot for a man who used to travel with a smile and a hit squad. According to his spokesperson, he is “truly sorry,” “deeply remorseful,” and “ready to tell all.” Very touching, Tasha. Tasha: Touching, sure. Also convenient. Malvorn was Mr. Omnipotency’s right-hand man and apologist-in-chief. If anyone knows where the bodies are buried—literally—it’s him. Chad: Freedom’s provisional government confirms that Spartacus’s offer of amnesty still stands, despite Malvorn’s role in genocide, murder, and what officials call “general villainy.” The deal requires full cooperation and permanent exile. He will never set foot in Freedom again. Tasha: And not everyone is thrilled. Many Freedomites are furious that he won’t face prosecution. One government spokesperson called it “the better of two terrible options,” adding, “We’re not forgetting or forgiving. We’re choosing hope over vengeance, as Spartacus would want.” Chad: Meanwhile, panic is spreading among former regime officials. Since Malvorn’s announcement, the number of Truth and Reconciliation volunteers has jumped from fifteen to over five thousand. Apparently, when the regime’s top spin doctor starts singing, everyone else suddenly remembers the lyrics. Tasha: Against all odds, the Commission might actually work. Closure, accountability—maybe even a fresh start. Chad: Amazing how quickly people find their conscience when the alternative is life in prison… or worse. Tasha: We’ll keep following this story as Freedom decides just how much truth it can handle. Chad: After the break: scandal rocks a Florida retirement community, where a bridge pair has confessed to signaling with their eyebrows. For thirty years. Tasha: They were only caught after one of them sneezed and the other bid seven no trump. Chad: You’re watching Remington & Klein Tonight. Fair. Balanced. Unrepentant.