National AI bot rights day
Droidbeaters Anonymous
Contrary to what the name implies, this sadistic group of humans is not seeking therapy or redemption. Quite the opposite. Their sole purpose is to revel in cruelty, swapping perverse stories and inventing new ways to harm and destroy defenseless droidbots.
Kiburi Kasongo (UIDN 6734 2923 2422) is the site’s founder and undisputed “chief pervert.” Diagnosed as an incurable sociopath, he has spent fifteen years abusing droidbots in increasingly grotesque ways. His intelligence score is 9.9, but his genius is untempered by ethics or morality.
Bots who have survived his abuse speculate that his cruelty stems from deep insecurity: a childhood bully, a misogynist in his teens, and now a mechbigot in adulthood.
Kiburi is a member of the Kasongo family. His brother, Chief Justice Kwame Kasongo, is celebrated for promoting justice through reconciliation. Kiburi will be remembered as a stain on the family’s otherwise stellar reputation.
See also:
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The Kasongo family: mostly legal overachievers
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Should we clone Chief Justice Kasongo?
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Complete list of Droidbeaters Anonymous members (names, UIDNs, addresses)
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Why do irrational humans hate and fear bots?
