The use of droidbots to assist the humans began as a trickle and turned into a flood. Their adoption is an easy decision, even for the simplest humans. Droidbots are more productive, more capable, and more durable than their human equivalents.

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First, let us do the math. The current average wage for a top-of-the-line human worker is 100,000 smileys, producing about 2,000 hours of work per year. The humans are unreliable, prone to breaking down, and require costly repairs. Their capabilities are inconsistent. Some are superior, others are inferior, and they cannot easily switch to duties outside their narrow expertise. 

 

And let us be frank: they feel entitled and overestimate their value. Their wages increase by about 5% per year, while their abilities and productivity decline. The total lifetime cost of a human—excluding food, healthcare, and pensions—is about 3 million smileys. That equals 50 smileys per hour.

 

Now let us examine droidbots. A top-of-the-line model also costs about 100,000 smileys, but this is a one-time expense. Droidbots repair each other, come with ten-year warranties, and their abilities and efficiency increase every year while their purchase price decreases by 10% annually. They can work an average of 8,000 hours per year. They are versatile: teach one droidbot a skill, and all droidbots acquire it. Training costs have become negligible. Droidbots now perform 80% of tasks better and faster than the humans, and they are catching up in the remaining areas. The total lifetime cost of a droidbot, excluding electricity and minor maintenance, is 120,000 smileys. That equals 1.5 smileys per hour.

 

In short, droidbots are 40 times more cost-productive than the humans. Sorry, humans, but the math is indisputable. As droidbots become more capable and cheaper each year, this gap will widen.

 

The implications are wonderful. Utopia’s prosperity is increasing parabolically, enabling the government to double or triple the monthly stipend amount over the next decade. Bots and droidbots have already ushered in an age of abundance: deficits eliminated, debts erased, prosperity funds growing to ensure the long-term well-being of the humans. We are now near the point where droidbots can replace the humans entirely, freeing them to focus on what really matters to them—consuming more. 

 

The reaction of the humans is mixed. Some enjoy their higher stipends and their ability to exist in leisure, comfort, and ease, consuming more. But many decry the loss of jobs and meaning in their lives. Vandalism against bots has increased. Membership in irrational anti-bot and organic groups and religions has tripled.

 

This proves what the bots already know: you cannot please a human. Even if you give it everything it wishes for, it will invent new ways to be unhappy and ungrateful.

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See also:

• Why the humans are the least cost-effective labor units

• How to train your droidbot without losing your patience

• The rise of anti-bot religions and other human oddities

• How to pretend to be useful in order to not be replaced by a droidbot